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Correspondence: Mail Tube Complaint is one of the collectibles in Control.

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FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL

Hey Bozer,

Get this. The accounting department STILL says they haven't received my expense reports. They say the receipts probably got lost in the mail tubes because of a shift or a threshold or some such fuckery and that if I don’t have the originals they can’t verify my expenses for reimbursement. This is such bullshit! Why do we even use these fucking tubes if they just spit our mail out in some other goddamn dimension?

Just venting here before I make a formal complaint. Useless pieces of shit!

- Rodriguez

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