Correspondence: Smoking Ban is one of the collectibles in Control.

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Dear Elected Official,

Thanks to the recent smoking ban in my state, I am happy to inform you I will not be voting for you in the next election.

As everyone knows, smoking is being banned because the smoke is toxic to the aliens that the government sold our planet to ina secret deal. If humans keep smoking, the aliens won't be able to live on Earth, Our air would be poison to them. If you government traitors can't stop people from smoking then you won't get your millions of dollars from the aliens.

I have a website. People know what's going on. We're going to keep smoking, no matter what. This is a national emergency. Politicians are handing the planet over to alien overlords. We won't let you. We will resist.

I will smoke forever!


A proud smoker/rebel/patriot

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