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From the Desk of
To all Foundation personnel,
It has come to my attention that members of our Excavation teams have been relieving themselves of their God-given liquids in the chasms of the Foundation.
As per earlier orders, all personnel currently serving in the Foundation must expel fluids / urinate / do their business exclusively into the correctly colored and labeled vials provided by research personnel. To do otherwise disrupts the ongoing study of the Foundation and demonstrates a profound disrespect not only for the Board and it's Oldest House, but also for the Bureau you so proudly serve.
If I discover firsthand any agents treating the oblivion as their personal lavatory, they will be forced to go down there and personally clean up their mess.
Director Broderick Northmoor