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Multimedia-_HRA's_(Darling_Presentation)

Multimedia- HRA's (Darling Presentation)

In presetnation 31.4, Dr. Casper Darling explains what the HRA, or the Hedron Resistance Amplifier, is.

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Darling: "I've been fielding questions recently regarding HRAs. What are they for? Do you always need to wear them? And 'what's the deal with the Hedron resonance, anyway?' I'll-"

Darling accidentally knocks over a cup.

Darling: "Fuck." (camera cuts) "Despite what you may have heard, HRAs are not monitoring devices. We're not tracking your movements or listening to your conversations while you're wearing them. We do that regardless of whether or not you're wearing an HRA. Think of them as, uh - as a, uh, life preserver. Only instead of water, the thing HRAs protect your from is, um, classified. One day, that classifed not-water might pour in, and... you'll be glad you've got an HRA keeping you afloat. And if you don't have an HRA... don't worry. It'll be, uh, quick and painless." (laughs) "Kidding. I'm kidding. We're making more."

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