When You're Caught in a House Shift is one of the Collectibles in Control. It is an episode of Threshold Kids, a Bureau-produced video series used to explain paranatural concepts to young children.
Transcript[]
[Threshold Kids intro, approximated: "Step into the FBC, there's lots to do, there's lots to read, but look don't touch, and don't scream much, let's join the Threshold Kids, let's join the Threshold Kids!"]
[Topher is shown humming while reading a book titled "GONE"; a loud clattering noise is heard and Topher briefly looks around before returning to his book]
TOPHER: (carefree humming)
[another clatter is heard and the walls start shaking and moving inwards; Topher looks around and then starts to panic]
TOPHER: No no no no no NO NO!
[Mr. Bones appears and places down a device similar to the dishes seen around Control Points]
MR. BONES: Fixed!
[The walls retract to their original spots; Topher continues whimpering and can be heard doing so for the rest of the video]
MR. BONES: Building shifts occur at random and without warning, but with the Bureau's cutting-edge technology,
[Mr. Bones knocks over the device and Topher screams]
MR. BONES: we can stabilize the Oldest House. Safe employees...
[Mr. Bones yells at Topher, who screams again]
MR. BONES: Are happy employees! Certain rituals allow agents to navigate the Oldest House as well. But accidents do happen...
[Mr. Bones laughs]
MR. BONES: Trapping agents inside the walls. I heard you got stuck in your room for three days, Topher. Too bad you didn't have your book with you! Or any food!
[Topher screams again]
MR. BONES: And remember, kids: When you feel the floor deviate, it's already much too late.
Location[]
This Collectible can be found in the Research Sector, on an interactable TV in the Active Threshold underneath Central Research. The TV is located in Lab 05, which is the room holding the "Type C" mold sample used in the side mission Old Growth.